Knock knock

Who's there

BOO

Boo who

Sorry i didn't mean to make you cry

Knock knock

Who's there

Will

Will who

Will you let me in its freezing out here 

Knock knock 

Who's there 

Figs

Figs who

Figs the doorbell it's broken 

Knock knock 

Who's there 

Olive 

Olive who 

Olive next door just moved in

Knock knock 

Who's there 

Turnip

Turnip who

Turnip the volume i can't hear it 

Knock knock 

Who's there 

Who

Who who

Is there an owl in here 

Knock knock 

Who's there

Cow go

Cow go who 

No! Cow go moo

Knock knock 

Who's there 

Tank 

Tank who 

Your welcome

 I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high 

She looked surprised 

And lord said unto John 

Come forth and you will revive eternal life

John came fifth and won a toaster

I threw a boomerang a few years ago 

Now I live in constant feamy 

wife accused me of being immature

I told her to get out my fort

Someone stole my mood ring

I don't know how to feel about that

My farther has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Then they call me ugly and poor

 A guy walks into a bar and says does any know where the hospital is

A chicken walks into a bar 

The barman says we don't serve poultry 

The chicken says ok I just want a drink

So a dyslexic walks into a bra....

What do you call a basement full of women

A whine cellar