Home Sweet Home
Home Sweet Home
October 15, 2018
Characters:
· Nate, a young man. This is his house.
· Marigold, a young woman. This was her house.
· Tatiana Byron, a serious businesswoman. This could be her house.
Setting:
The following play takes place in a house, Nate and Marigold’s house, morning. The kitchen table is set for breakfast and the adjoining living room is decorated for an open house: fashionable but unlivable.
Lights up on a house—all the basics. NATE and MARIGOLD sit at the kitchen table, facing each other.
MARIGOLD
When did it get bad, Nathan?
Time shifts. NATE’s back is facing the front door as he sips a cup of coffee. MARIGOLD twirls her hair. They are newlyweds, young and flirty.
This is The Past.
NATE
You are the love of my life.
MARIGOLD
Go on.
NATE
My one and only.
MARIGOLD
More!
NATE
My little Goldie.
MARIGOLD
Don’t spoil me.
NATE
I’d do anything for you.
MARIGOLD
You’re horrible.
NATE
You’re beautiful.
MARIGOLD
Are you going to get the door?
NATE
What?
MARIGOLD
You never listen.
The doorbell rings, startling NATE. He drops his coffee mug on the floor, and it shatters. NATE stoops to pick up the pieces.
This is The Present.
NATE
You haven’t touched your scone.
MARIGOLD
I would be shocked if I could.
NATE
Stop that. They’re your favorite.
MARIGOLD
You have one.
NATE
Don’t try that on me.
MARIGOLD
Are you going to answer the door, Nathan?
NATE
One thing at a time.
NATE throws away the broken mug and steps up to the door. He turns to MARIGOLD.
NATE
Don’t ruin this for us, Marigold.
MARIGOLD
There hasn’t been an “us” for a while now, Nathan.
NATE
Go back to bed if you’re going to be like that. I’m selling the house.
MARIGOLD
Are you now?
NATE
See if you can stop me.
MARIGOLD
How did it all fall apart?
Sulking, MARIGOLD leaves the room. NATE opens the door. Tatiana BYRON steps in. She is tall and means business.
NATE
Good morning, Mrs. Byron.
BYRON
I’m in a rush, Nathan. May I call you Nathan?
NATE
Nate, please. No one calls me Nathan. Well—
BYRON
Nate then. Give me the intel, Nate. I’m looking to buy, and I don’t have a lot of time to do it.
NATE
Um. What we’re looking at is roughly sixteen thousand square feet on a quarter acre lot. Built in 1978—
BYRON
Remodeled?
NATE
In 2009.
BYRON
Kitchen backsplash?
NATE
Do you want to see it?
BYRON
Give me your perception of it.
NATE
There is a backsplash.
BYRON
Good enough.
NATE
That’s it?
BYRON
A woman in my profession does not have time to labor over decisions like this.
NATE
Like buying a house? What kind of profession do you have?
BYRON
I’m in business. Buying bonds, trading stocks. Things move fast in the market, so I really can’t afford to stay away for long.
NATE
Right. Well. I can grab you the paperwork.
BYRON
Please. And hurry. I’m running behind schedule.
MARIGOLD reenters, looking at a photo album. BYRON flips through a file she pulls from her bag, unaware. NATE notices MARIGOLD and stops looking for the paperwork. NATE pulls MARIGOLD off to the side of the room opposite BYRON.
NATE
Don’t interfere.
MARIGOLD
This is my house too, Nathan.
NATE
It hasn’t been. Not for six years.
MARIGOLD
Remember when we bought this place?
NATE
You said it was perfect for a family.
MARIGOLD
Shame it never housed one.
NATE
Marigold.
MARIGOLD
This place must be cursed.
NATE
It’s in the past, Marigold.
MARIGOLD
Are you sure?
NATE
Yes, Marigold.
BYRON
Clock’s ticking, Nate.
NATE
Leave this alone, Marigold. That part of our lives is over.
BYRON looks up and sees MARIGOLD.
BYRON
Who are you? Not another potential buyer?
NATE
You can… you can see her?
MARIGOLD
Just because you ignore me doesn’t mean the world is full of such rude and selfish people, Nathan. I’m his wife.
NATE
Ex-wife.
MARIGOLD
Former wife. Marigold.
BYRON
Pleasure. I knew this place looked perfect for a family.
MARIGOLD
Doesn’t it just?
NATE
Here’s the contract, Mrs. Byron.
BYRON
I’ll take a quick look at it.
NATE
Marigold. May I speak with you in the kitchen?
MARIGOLD
You may speak to me wherever you wish, Nathan.
NATE
Great. Kitchen.
BYRON
What are your thoughts on the backsplash, Marigold?
MARIGOLD
Eggshell. Perfect for a family.
NATE
What are you hoping to accomplish?
MARIGOLD
I don’t want you to leave.
NATE
Too late. I’m leaving.
MARIGOLD
Have a scone before you go?
NATE
We’re in the middle of a discussion, Marigold. I don’t want one of your scones.
MARIGOLD
How did it get so bad, Nathan? We had such big plans for a wonderful life together.
NATE
Sometimes things just don’t work out.
MARIGOLD
See, I don’t accept that.
NATE
That’s too bad, Marigold. That’s how it is.
MARIGOLD
Is it?
NATE
Jesus, Goldie. Yes. It is.
MARIGOLD
Say it again.
NATE
What?
MARIGOLD
You haven’t called me that in years.
NATE
It slipped out.
MARIGOLD
Say it again.
NATE
No, it was a mistake. Slip of the tongue.
MARIGOLD
Wasn’t it nice? I enjoyed it. Being together.
NATE
Best choice I ever made.
MARIGOLD
Yeah?
NATE
But it’s over.
MARIGOLD
Till death do us part.
NATE
Like I said.
MARIGOLD
Could you ever love me again?
NATE
What’s the point?
MARIGOLD
We made a vow to each other. How did it fall apart?
NATE
Because you died, Goldie. I loved you so much, and losing you broke me. I had to force myself to stop loving you or I would—I don’t know what I would have done. That’s why I have to go. Sell the house. Get out. You being here. It’s too hard. It hurts too much.
MARIGOLD
You can let yourself feel again.
NATE
I don’t think I’d be able to survive it.
BYRON
Sorry to interrupt. I have just decided that I should actually confer on this decision with Nancy.
NATE
Nancy?
BYRON
My wife. She wanted to be here, but she had a surgery today. Couldn’t miss it.
NATE
Is she okay?
BYRON
She’s doing fine. I’m more worried about the guy she’s cutting open.
MARIGOLD
That’s funny.
BYRON
Thank you.
NATE
Take as long as you need.
BYRON
I don’t imagine it will be long. I don’t have time to waste, you know.
BYRON exits through the front door.
MARIGOLD
She’s not coming back.
NATE
It’s a nice house at a decent price. She’ll be back.
MARIGOLD
It’s haunted.
NATE
And whose fault is that?
MARIGOLD
Don’t get bitter. I always knew this place was bad news. Cursed.
NATE
You mentioned. That’s probably why she left. She heard you.
MARIGOLD
It’s in your best interest. You don’t want to leave. Not really.
NATE
Yes, Marigold. I do. I can’t take it anymore. I’d rather die than stay here and continue to live in the past.
MARIGOLD
Have a scone, then.
NATE
I’m not hungry.
MARIGOLD
It’s been a difficult morning. You need some nourishment.
NATE
I thought they were untouchable.
MARIGOLD
Food doesn’t delight me in the way it once did. Take a bite, Nathan.
NATE
I wish I could stay, Goldie.
MARIGOLD
I know.
NATE
Maybe it wouldn’t be all bad. To stay… wherever you are. I get so lonely.
MARIGOLD
You pushed me away. I’ve been here all along.
NATE
I know, and I’m sorry.
MARIGOLD
If you’ve finished fretting, have a scone, Nathan.
NATE
Alright, alright. I’ve made up my mind.
NATE grabs a scone and takes a bite.
NATE
Not bad? Cyanide?
MARIGOLD
Ricin.
NATE
Well. I guess I should call Mrs. Byron back. Seeing as I’ll be dead soon.
MARIGOLD
It’s a shame. She really seemed excited about that backsplash.
NATE
I love you, Goldie.
MARIGOLD
I’m sorry it took a lethal poison to get you to realize it. But that is good to hear.
NATE
Well?
MARIGOLD
I love you, Nathan.
NATE
I can’t believe I was going to leave this place behind.
MARIGOLD
Thank God I’m so stubborn.
NATE
Thank God.
MARIGOLD
This is the perfect place for a family.
NATE
You’re all the family I need.