Hello I is duck I is 234 sunsets old me and pig is best friends evil chickens is not they is evil I think there up to something but I don't know what hmm I don't like evil chickens they is mean they still my food poo on cow and pecks pig I don't like them a lot.

 Hi today farmer gave pig lots of slops he's getting a bit fat if you ask me I thinks farmer wants to eat pig any ways pig came and talked to me today and told me that he saw the evil chickens building a big rocket. I didn't listen to much because I was distracted by pig he smelt like cows poo. I thinks he covered himself so he could see.

 Yo i saw pig today and he was sad I don't know why so I went over and he said he missed his family he was taken away from his mommy when he was little. I miss my family fox ate them fox is mean and now I have to swim to get to my house because farmer moved it so fox can't get me I is the only duck left.