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PB&J

Like Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches? Want a good laugh? Well read this short story about PB&J!

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PB&J

 

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PB&J

 


Once upon a time in a far away land called PeanutButter lived the PeanutButterites who were at war with another land called Jelly, and there were the Jellyites, who were also at war with the PeanutButterites These two species were at war with each other because one of them wanted control over both PeanutButter and Jelly lands. Here's how the war would work, if one side won, then the losers were the winners team's slaves forever. Both species gathered to the War Land where war would commence, the PeanutButterites  had their PeanutButter  rifles, PeanutButter tanks, PeanutButter  grenades, and PeanutButter  sling shots. Like the PeanutButterites , the Jellyites had their jelly rifles, tanks, grenades, and sling shots as well. Back then, both species taught their children that the other side was the enemy, and they started training their children at age 8, therefore they hated each other. While the War went on there was a strange light that got everyone's attention. Then giant slices of bread with Angel wings came flying down, the biggest one named Sour Dough, with his other followers, White, Wheat, Whole Grain, Bagel, pumpernickel, and Donut, showed themselves to the two species. Sour Dough said to them all, "Fear not, I have come to help you, why must you greed control over an entire land, and make others miserable? You are no different than the other. Instead of fighting over who's better than one another, why don't you work together as a team? As one nation, you can create something incredible! See how my fellow followers are different than me and we still work together? Why can't you? With all of our breadful knowledge we have kept things on The Land at Balanced Bread, but when I saw this war going on from the heavens above, I brought my brothers with me and we came here together. Remember, as one nation, you can create something incredible!" The breads when away back into the sky, then both species looked at each other, then smiled, then dropped their weapons, and started jumping for joy and smashing into each other for big hugs to share! Then the two lands of PeanutButter and Jelly became the land of PB&J and then everyone lived happily ever after! The End! 
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