Never done this kind of thing before, so unsure of where this will go, and take me, So in the mean time, Please enjoy. 

I don't know where to start, tho I've been told the beginning is rather good place to start. 

But for me and this book, it's probably the last place to start let alone look.. 

My life isn't simple and it never will be, just like yours apart from the fact tha I am well me! 

 I get teased a lot and not just by friends but family and strangers just for the way I look. You'll probably all wondering why I'm complaining already and it's not only the first chapter of this reallllllllllllllly weird book. 

Well I guess I'll start here, and tell you how I look.. 

I'm about 5,4 in height, greeny blue eyes, and a brown hair which is a mop, right at this moment I'm wearing well i'll just let you think about that, kidding I'm wearing short shorts with a tank top Oh and jeans  and a hoodie over the top, My fav type of music is screamo and punk, tho sometimes a stop and listen to my face hitting a rock... 

I go to school unless i wag for most of my days are spent hanging in my locking or the princpials office... 

No one likes me not even my own dad, my siblings disown me and i run like i'm wearing a plastic bag.. 

So that's pretty much me, so that makes a start where to go from here oh.............

"Holly!! Hurry up, I need the bathroom" 

"Okay, okay, hang on! I'm coming." 

That was my sister the annoying one, stuck up bitch kinda type........ 

Abby (My sister you met rudly in chapter one) Well the bitchy one, Yes that one, She doesn't look anything like me.. 

She is Taller, weirder, uglier, and way more popular, not sure how that works really, but oh well, I guess being 17 is the upside of being her.. 

I have 2 other siblings,,, Peter and Wettie..

FYI Wettie isn't her real name, but we just call her Wettie because she always wets the bed and it goes well with her real name Bettie.. 

Oh and in-case i mention "It's" well that is our Dog, Wettie couldn't say her name so now it's stuck with "it's" haha It's a nickname.. See what i did there? Huh? huh? Bullshit you did. 

"Holly get a move on girl, or you'll be late for school and I'll have to start bloody homeschooling. I ain't got no time for that!" 

"I'm going, I'm going! Give me a fucking break woman!" 

"Don't talk to me like that young lady!" 

"Whatever" 

Don't you wish you could just think about someone dropping dead and it would happen, yes? yeah same here every single day! 

Oops i missed the bus, what a pitty... Juice bar anyone? 

"Hey Hols." 

Oh great here comes the worst