Not near nor further but far
The time is tick for only
Is the time
Gallant loping Hurley barely
Furry punk ridden freelancer
Upon fox riding git fee
Harass calypso Egypt
Upon that which on
Caravan is cancelled
Upon this dunce unfairness
Typist furlong and rebellion
Green which roast suckered
For days drenched midway longwise
Moment of modern moments
Time decrease whack
With side of metal meat
Pounding the angle Wrangle
That feats the chirp
Triangle of metal sex
Running along confusing pier
Bacon not all mentions
Far nor near
Ok I admit it. There are no poems here. But there is poetic licence.
I still get paranoid about the mineleum bug.
People talk of it as if it never happened.
As if everything didn't collapse.
Why two kay
Why, when one speaks of, antifemnilisation, does one have two akcent the mail perspektive. We need a more rational attitude.
P.s. When I meant rational I meant rationail.
Can do. Will do.
Four minutes thirty three seconds.
It is a Can of beans.
Heinz. (Pro tip: Heinz is a brand of canned beans from UK.)
Heinz Seeming like a small idol, or ritual thing from desert?
Standing there all human like. Like a can.
Of beans. Which can be eaten.
Eaten but not physical eating. More like metaphorical eating?
Ok just eaten. (Or is it? Bwahahahahah.)
You think that, really
That is a thoughtful thing
Think of the shape of the thought,
Usually scientists have found that
Most thoughts are combinations of round and spiky.
Just many combos of it.
Yeah, man. Thoughts. They are conglomerate bankers.
"Atomic bomb" them. Yeah?
No, it's not right to kill thoughts with weapons.
Disagree with Truman and Franklin D stance on 4.33.
How can mind memory show card
Of old slideshows for projector of mind,
Yet it does, so get it out of the way.
I memorise the memories, which produces it.
sleep whilst awake, sweat and indeterminate location.
The map keeps changing, the story is nothing.
Keeping on profoundly normally bad.
Apple doesn't have a logo
Apple doesn't have a logo
I be loving McDonald's
Replace the term "mc Donald's" with the pronoun "it"
I am eating "it"
eating means lovin'
don't drink and drive
CREATIVE TERROR ATTACK PLOTS
Disclaimer: these are not real terror plots, but the more stupid may believe they are. These are a healthy form of free expression of anger. No one is gonna get killed - so go away health and safety police.
1. Detonate several bombs at 5000 weddings across the world.
2. Plant a tiny explosive on a mini-bastard
3. Divert car traffic to the endless round-about crossing. Blow it up.
4. Plant a huge nuclear bomb in the center of the moon using a fracking oil drill to plant said bomb and then blow said thing up.
5. Kick a "bomb-in-footballs-clothing" down the road. Watch ensuing boom from remote webcam.
6. Challenging one: Ram truck into people ithout killing them. Just maiming. So they are permanently crippled.
7. Write angry list of terror plots.
Better form of numbness
Tis a better form of numbity,
Sire, it's better for your lungs,
Better for the people,
Butter for your bread and turf,
Political statistick and Bucket of berts barley
Plus a yuuuuufimisem.
Ever heard of a word that could herd a bird to a bucket.
Ever nerd of curd and ways that it couldn't.
The magical world of imaginarium invites you to a mentality marathon.
Cough cough cough.
"New waste clear for taken ifukishim" - folly
"O Donald Nuke-face." - fuuuuuck
"Not funny for humans." - review
"Not safe for work." - Fool.
It is a better form of numbness.
Trees are trees. Except when they are not. Then they are grass.
He speaks about
From his presidential position
Sometimes he accidentally gets things right -
Mostly he doesn't.
Minutes drifting like invisible ghosts
On a big stone wall, made of Certainium
Smothering words, they are units
To be measured by the division of the long hand
Which wears a face, so inhuman, it ceased to be human when it came to exist - which incidentally, it came to exist in the time of infinity AD.
That long divisor hath none of it, for ef it knew et would schurely go insayne.
What. Is. Time? It. Is. Minutes. I. Guess. This. Is. Correct. Anywho.
Poems are spelled like this -
P o e m s
No word rhymes with poems.
It is better when things are simple
When they do not change
Or show any more than one facet of themselves.
It is better when the tide doesnt go out.
These words should not be set in stone.
It is better when they do not go in.
They shouldn't convey meaning.
Evaluating each word as a shape
Has more value than reading meanings
And half truths
A b c d e f g.......
These aren't disfigured by time.
What a truthful lie.
A chance to be snobbish.
Prose method for a beginning sentence as read by sent ants, what became of them whilst running along invisible lines. We began henceforth with the double you. You must hurry troublesome word (dipped in drippy black ink) to pitch along.
Tis a good cocoon sire.
Tis a nutshell village.
The mini people
With little accessories
Going about their ways
In coconut conversations.
Cool water persists trickling.
feather-like over pebbles,
carrying along on its shimmering
Just a twig.
- shake spear.
"Ordinary is blessed
It is the most and least you can expect
At the same time." - confusesious of china
Also it is the opposite of the notion of "big"
Something like that.
"Why do you worry about cancer"
Leaving a pause requires time.
"Put more spaces in between words"
No I think they do not add anything.
"Ok so what would cancer be"
You can see visually more things bunched up.
"No you can control that."
Ok but I don't think poems should be this self reflective. It is worthless. Worthless in the human sense of not contributing to self.
Developing the self. You know it. I don't do it well so face this.
Gritty reality list
You say you care
Know the pain of
Being a human being
Of having human things
Like a tortured
With angst and
You are much less
I have emotions
Oh I'm so special.
But I am a intellectual
With special emotions.
I am a clever boi.
Mmmm das ist gut angst.
Swearing is bad so never do it.
It is the limit. The bottom pit.
Instead of swearing just make up a word,
Write a poem.
Just do whatever but never
(The above is not a swear because it technically
Only alludes to that word.)
Gedichte im deutsch
(Das its meinen zuerst gedichte im deutsch so Es scheisse gramitik)
Mal eine Tag. Was ich laufen. Die Sonne was schön aber der Mond mehr schön. Jeh es wes al gong gut.
Aber denn einem Grammer Tier kommen Ange atson mir uspe.
Ich steht im its stomach. Es war Wasser aber.
"Nein macht aus Here" i Shouter von aus der stomach.
Es steht "nein ich bin Grammar Tier, ich bin Monster und etc."
Zu Kurt ein lange gedikte kurz, ich spelled wrong and benutzed deutsch Grammar Bad.
Prof pants was utterly nuts
He tried to invent a flying robut
But when he assembled a giant thingamajig
Everyone said "wow that's big"
And it was a giant robot. It done an Irish jig.
Prof pants was as nutty as a nut job.
So he invented a door knob
And everyone said
"How useful is a door knob. Well done"
"Good job prof good job."
Prof pants changed his name to "Rueben Weinstein".
What came first
Won't or will
It is like the sun or moon
All if that
Chinese New Year
So is the
Is so is
The is so is the is.
The train goes choo choo
Along it goes,
Puffing smoke clouds
From its chimney
Spare a dime
The time goes tick
For money keeps rollin
The hobos on the street
Can you spare him a dime?
Or some time
His material shortage paradigm.
Spare him a dime. Spare some time.
The environment problem
Our globe was once so green
During the time of creation foreseen
But now it is bad
A time of sad truth
The nature becomes angry
Because of our negligence
It blows up volcanoes
And floods and frankensense
It becomes like an angry behemoth
Because of cars, autos, oil and sloth
So next time you drive your car
Think of you the environment
It will take you far.
Further than a car could.
I got bummed by my own words.
One is the first
Two - is the second
2 - (Notice the adjacency of one and two. That is what makes the whole number system work.)
Three - is - the fourth...... THIRD
Fith sixth etc...
(You guessed that you are reading numbers. Well done I suppose.)
Number seven can be counted. A slightly different technique is used when sevenths are.
Eight can also be counted, but it is more further along.
9 - can be split into two parts. 9a and 9b.
Fun fact: Number one has been attributed to the inventor of the "inverted 2" an esoteric version of the number two used by monks and ganjeeese nuts. Using the inverted "2" is not recommended by math people. So just don't.
If you must use an inverted number, use a decimal. It So Good.