Coven

 

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Introduction

Seven witches, one bachelorette party. What could possibly go wrong? A lot, actually.
"Stop thinking so hard," Alaina groaned, rubbing her forehead. The seven of us were all draped on the long wooden bench that bordered the Sheriff's office. We were also handcuffed to the rung on the back of the bench, just to make sure we didn't go anywhere. 
The deputies on duty shot looks at us periodically - like they'd never seen seven hungover women in skimpy dresses and covered in glitter before. 
"Sorry," I muttered. Alaina couldn't shield people's thoughts when incapacitated, and it was clear she was still regaining her shields. 
"We're in so much trouble," Kennedy chuckled, then hiccupped. Clearly, the vodka hadn't worn off yet. 
"Yeah, HP's gonna kill us," I agreed. High Priestess Willow - aka our fearless leader - did not like it when a bunch of her people got arrested while wearing skimpy dresses and stripper glitter. Bad press for the coven. 
"Who's gonna make the phone call?" Robin whispered, her head lolling on Alaina's shoulder.
"Not it." I moved to lift my hand so I could put a finger on my nose, but I moved the one handcuffed to the bench, so I quickly switched hands. 
The others mimicked my move until only Shelly was left.
"Ha! You get to tell HP." Kennedy giggled, nearly falling off the bench if not for the handcuffs.
"No fair!" Shelly moaned. "I'm the bride!"
"Your party, you make the call," Alaina declared sagely.
The rest of us nodded, and Shelly sighed in defeat. 
The door to the Sheriff's office slammed shut, and Sheriff Laszlo stepped out. He walked until he stood in front of us with his hands on his hips, reminding me of a stern grandfather. 
"Alright, ladies, who wants to explain to me what the hell happened last night?"
We all looked at each other and remained silent. Except Shelly.
"I'd like to make a phone call," she said. 
He nodded. "Okay. Barnes, uncuff her and let her use the phone."
The deputy obeyed, unchaining Shelly and leading her away. I could swear I heard the funeral dirge playing as Shelly walked to his desk, teetering on her wedge heels. 
"Anyone else want a phone call?"
Silence.
He nodded. "Okay. So what happened?"
I shrugged. "We were just celebrating Shelly's engagement - nothing bad." Though, with the seven of us, things usually got out of control.
Laszlo jotted notes on a pad. "Continue."
Kennedy sighed. "It was partially my fault. Wade, my no-good cheating ex, showed up and we started fighting."
"Then he grabbed her and tried to twist her arm," Celia, the shyest of us all, piped up. "So we had to fight back-"
"-And that's when I hit him with the tequila bottle," Vanessa finished, yawning. 
"It just got worse from there," Alaina added, rubbing her forehead. "His buddies attacked, we fought back ..."
"Who tackled Mr. Winslow?" Laszlo demanded.
Oh shit. My stomach dropped into my feet, and I slowly raised my free hand. "That would be me, sir."
"To be fair, it was more like Heather fell on him," Kennedy defended me. "We were all pretty tipsy."
This was true. But I'd intended to attack Wade. I'd pretty much jumped on the bar and leapt onto him like a pro-wrestler. I looked around the station, suddenly reminded of our enemies. "Where are Wade and his buddies? They started this."
"I thought it best to keep you all separated," Laszlo replied.
Yeah, probably a good idea. I couldn't guarantee we wouldn't attack Wade again for grabbing Kennedy and nearly twisting her arm. 
Shelly returned to the bench, her face pale as the deputy handcuffed her once more. I grimaced. HP had definitely not taken the news well.
"Our high priestess and lawyer will be here soon," she informed the sheriff weakly, and Vanessa put an arm around her shoulder.
Jail or HP's wrath? I wasn't sure which was worse. Looking at the others' faces, neither did they.
"Of course." He put his notepad down on one of the desks. "We'll wait."
It didn't take long. Five arduous minutes later, HP burst into the station like a tempest, Darryl - our coven lawyer - following in her wake. His face really said it all. 
HP stormed up to us, her shall billowing out behind her like a cape, her face drawn in harsh lines. "What the hell were you thinking?" she shouted, throwing up her arms in exasperation. The deputies backed away, regarding her warily.
"Um ... have a good time?" Robin, the good one, suggested. If I could've reached her, I would've hugged her.
"A bar brawl with werewolves is fun to you?" HP shook her head, dark curls flying everywhere. In her early fifties, she'd only just begun to go gray.
"They started it," Kennedy muttered.
It was true. They had. We just finished it.
"Yeah, that asshole Wade started harassing Kennedy and then he grabbed her," Alaina said.
"He wouldn't let her go, so I conked him on the head with the empty tequila bottle," Vanessa stressed.
"And everything got out of control," Robin finished, regarding HP with the innocence the rest of us couldn't dream of pulling off. "IT was defense, not offense. Wade was told by Kennedy - repeatedly - to back off. He didn't."'
HP exhaled, and I felt the tension in the room deplete somewhat. She turned to the sheriff. "Are the wolves in custody?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Good, good. Any witnesses?"
"A few who corroborate the girls' story."
"So are you charging us?" Shelly asked.
He shook his head. "No. From all accounts, Mr. Winslow started the violence and you all responded to protect your friend. I'll charge him and his friends. You're free to go."
A deputies uncuffed us, I noticed Darryl on the phone - likely to the Winslow Pack. The human had only been with us for a few months - once HP had decided we needed an attorney to get out of trouble - and so far he was doing great.
"So are we in trouble?" Celia asked HP, rubbing her free wrist.
"No," HP admitted with a sigh, "but Vanessa, you're on probation. A tequila bottle? Really?"
"You said no magic for violence." Vanessa shrugged blithely, not looking nearly as shitty as the rest of us. "And I'm sure the wolf is fine. His head is hard."
HP squeezed her eyes shut, likely counting to ten in her head. "Good enough. Those of you who drove, drive back to the temple. We've got work to do."
Relieved, I followed the others out to the parking lot, hissing as the sun burned my eyes. Soon enough, we all hopped in our cars and off we went.
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Chapter 1

To say HP was pissed was putting things lightly. With supernatural creatures having just come out to the human populace, things were tense all around. A bunch of witches getting arrested for a bar brawl with werewolves was not the kind of press our coven needed after just jumping out of the broom closet. 

After arriving back at the Compound - where the whole coven lived - the seven of us were sent to our rooms with one last glare, while HP and Daryl convened in her office - presumably to figure out how to fix the werewolf debacle. Last thing we needed was a war with the local pack. 

Staying in our rooms for only a moment, we all met up in Shelly's room. We'd all changed and showered, now glitter-free and in pajamas. Shelly was texting away on her phone, presumably to Joy, her fiancee. HP was gonna perform the wedding in a couple weeks, and this was the only day all seven of us were free for the bachelorette party.

"How much trouble do you think we're in?" Celia asked, wringing her hands together as she sat in the armchair Shelly had in the corner of her room. Wearing a long yellow cotton nightgown, she looked nearly as innocent as Robin. 

"Heaps," Kennedy muttered, having chosen a seat on the floor, leaning back against the right side of Shelly's bed. "We really fucked up."

"Yeah," Vanessa agreed quietly, sitting in the other armchair next to Celia. 

"It wasn't us who started the brawl though," Shelly protested, running her fingers through her hair. "I mean, Wade started the whole damn thing-"

"But we fought back." Robin shook her head sadly, pacing a whole in the carpet. "It really depends who the press blames. Public opinion will inevitably follow that."

"It's in the press?" Shelly moaned, shaking her head. "Dammit."

"Probably won't hit until tomorrow sometime," I said awkwardly, trying to cheer up my friend. "HP and Daryl can do damage control by then."

"Unless the pack gets in front of it," Kennedy muttered darkly, hands clenching in fists. 

"You don't know that," Alaina replied. 

"They've gotten way more exposure than us because HP's nervous about revealing us to outsiders," Kennedy argued, leaping to her feet. "The humans fucking love them! Their Alpha does charity drives and shit like that with their churches. Meanwhile, we follow a different religion than Christianity and we have magic. Some of them already call us devil-worshippers!"

Vanessa clapped her hands together. "Enough!"

Kennedy fell silent, eyes swimming with tears. I knew she blamed herself, even though it wasn't her fault.

"We can fix this," Vanessa began, eyes narrowing, "by getting out in front of it."

Celia raised her hand. "How do we do that?"

"Easy. We call a press conference, explain what happened, and make it clear there are no hard feelings."

"Uh, HP is not gonna like that," Shelly argued with a sigh. "And we're already in enough trouble as it is."

"We could talk to the pack Alpha," Robin suggested. "Explain to him what happened and try to work out a way so both our sides come out of this on top."

"And how're we gonna get in to see him? He's so busy you need to make an appointment a month in advance."

"Plus there's all the political red tape-

"And what about Wade and his buddies? Don't you think the Alpha will believe them over us?"

"Quiet!" I yelled, shutting up my increasingly irate sisters. "I have an idea."

"We're listening," Kennedy drawled with a raised brow.

I grinned. "I say we find the Alpha tomorrow morning, explain what happened, and let him know that we're open to mending things between our packs - provided Wade and his idiot buddies are punished."

"And why would he agree to that?" Alaina frowned, though seemed to be listening.

"Because werewolves in drunken fights is just as bad for the pack as it is for the coven. If we can fix this before the press twists it, then maybe no one has to take the hit! He'll see that." And if he didn't, well, we would be dead. 

"HP won't like this," Celia murmured.

"We're fucked if we do and fucked if we don't," Vanessa said in that special way of hers. "I say go for it. Tomorrow morning at, say, 7 am?"

The rest of us murmured our agreement. It was decided. At 7 am tomorrow, the Alpha of the Winslow pack would listen to us or we would get mauled by werewolves and then cursed by HP.

No pressure then.

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