All you whippersnappers listen up! My name is Jellyfish Samahiro, but call me JellySama!

First things first.

I was a tree in my first life. I'll explain that in another book.

Next.

I've lived a good, long life. I've stopped counting. I think that it was over 200 or something.

Next.

I know my name's stupid! My parents sucked.

Finally.

I'm writing these books about my life. My dreams. My heartbreaks.

Have fun reading them.

Lesson of the day: respect your elders! Bye.