I'm a weird guy living in Japan and have been writing for years now. I prefer to write fantasy that's off-kilter, a little bloody like I like my steaks, and with a good dose of gut-busting humor (or a sprinkle of other kinds of humor). I'm currently writing in my Splatter-Elf world, which is inspired by 80s action movies, old school D&D, Mortal Kombat, Happy Tree Friends, Adult Swim, and the surreal films of Alejandro Jodorowsky.