Hi my name is RK Adams and I have a book problem.
It started when I was little and it's been growing ever since. now my addiction has taken over my life. I tried all the usual tricks to cut down like never reading alone or never reading before 12 o'clock. Sometimes I find myself binge reading an entire book in a day. And when I've finished I start to get withdrawal symptoms and I'm looking for the next book, it's starting to hurt people, I keep thinking the thoughts of the imaginary people, I know its got to stop.
I started as a user and like most heavy users now I’ve graduated to being a dealer. With my writing partner Rebecca Moreau I’ve started synthesising this new very pure recreational hallucinogen we call ‘I was a cyborg’s pet’. It's from a strong base of science-fiction mostly robot dystopian apocalypse, but to that we added strong doses of comedy and satire. Rebecca added in her signature romance but I stopped her adding in any chilli powder. It’s fairly pure and it was very addictive, at least with the 17,432 kids in our neighbourhood. One of them described it as ‘I'm hooked. This story is basically word cocaine’
Then people said we made them laugh, cry sometimes at the same time. When I discovered 4 people had lost their phones down their toilets while reading and laughing I knew it was time to stop.
Anyway we want to get out of the whole cooking science fiction business. Rebecca and I want to come clean follow Tablo's 12 step program
