The Poo Story
Chapter 1
The poo story
Once upon a time Paul pogba was playing football in England. He didn't no where to play so he played in someone's house. And pogba kicked the window whith his football and the mum didn't even notice so he kicked the walls she still didn't notice.
The mum went to the toilet and done a poo!
She got of the toilet and pogba kicked the ball in the toilet. The dad came through the front door and went to the toilet and done a poo on the football whith out realising so it got bigger and bigger whith poos.
And edventily it went through both doors onto the streets!
The builders came to dig up the road and no one even noticed still so the builders dug up the road whith poo on the digger. They went to the dump and tipped it all out through the pipes. It ended up all of the poo on the streets because everyone done loads of poos. Salah went there
and played football whith a goal and he scored. Ggggggggggggoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll!
He said. The house was all destroyed so they called scaffolding people
To fix it everybody finally they noticed! Everyone said.
So they fixed it quitly.