Once upon a time mo Salah was on the moon playing football. When they got out of the rocket Salah was pooing his way there on the moon. Hazard owned his own rocket so he came to but he bort a basketball not a football! Also he bort basketball nets and goals. Salah had forgotten to bring his football goals and nets so he played whith hazard. Salah couldn't kick the ball that high so he found some of his poo and threw it in the basketball net! Do you think that Salah has gone back home and got the football goals? The answer to that question is yes. But when he got tho his house he couldn't find his football goals so he made one out of metal but he had his net luckily so he put it on his football goal. He got to his rocket ship and went back to the moon whith the football goal rattling. When Salah got to the moon hazard asked why did you take so long? Salah said because I had to get to earth i lost my goal so I had to make a new one and come back to the moon. Why where you not waiting patiently asked salah?! Hazard replied because I get to scared said hazard.they wanted to go back to earth now so both of them got into their rockets bit salads had run out of fuel so Salah jumped instead. And landed right in the middle of the sea and fell right to the bottom of the sand. And cracked his head open. Hazard laughed his head of! That's one gone one to go said the commentators. Hazard went to see if he was dead and he wasn't he was walking whith blood all over him . He walked into loads of walls houses and things like that everyone on the street laughed so much that they nearly died whith laughter.