Hey, you! Yeah you. You're pretty freaking fantastic. Keep that up.
First and foremost, there are plenty people on this site with so much more talent than I could ever hope to possess. Thank you for wasting your time with me.
(Insert boring yada yada about me that no one cares about, and add a sob story for effect)
Well then I don't really suppose anyone is actually going to read this but just a bit of advice for those of you that will. Enjoy being the wonderful person you are and dare to be daring.